I've run out of "infopost" and "bandwagon" puns

[tigerundercover]

So I'm currently sitting in the longest work day ever with potentially another three or four hours to go. So even though I have zero new characters, I'm gonna write this sucker from scratch!



Raven Darkholme

From: X-Men: First Class/X-Men: Days of Future Past, with occasional fillers from comics.
Portrayed by: Jennifer Lawrence
Status: Student. Junior, I think?
Relationships: Single. Flirts lightly with most people who are receptive to it, regardless of gender. Has a growing collection of little sibs, but hasn't really managed to develop any best friends. Needs to get out more.
What's up now: Has pretty much settled into the whole idea of being "out" as a mutant. Mostly because it's seriously fun to show off. Is slightly less out as a blue person mostly because those icons are harder to come by. In a departure from canon, has actually already killed her first person, but kind of rationalizes it as they were a broken drugged up victim of Rapture so it was mostly a mercy killing. (Is ever so slightly worried about how easy this was for her to rationalize.) Will quite probably one day be a murderous assassin, but right now is mostly just into teasing boys until they blush (some of the boys here are very easy to do this to). Is just starting to really explore the limits of her shapeshifting ability, which she'd previously used primarily to mimic other people/get away without actually wearing clothing. Other than not being able to actually turn into metal/rock/other inorganic material, does not really have many shapeshifting limits.



Pinkie Pie

From: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Portrayed by: Her actual cartoon self. Was once briefly Katy Perry.
Status: Teacher. Foreeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeer.
Relationships: Single. Will always be single unless someone apps another cartoon pony. That shit is weird. Is besties with Derek Hale whether he likes it or not. Has more teaching buddies under her belt than there are possibly teachers at the school, currently. Loves everypony in this club.
What's up now: Will be teaching cake decorating with her bestie/teaching partner next semester. May in theory take a sabatical from teaching at some point to go work in town at the flower shop/take over Luke's/whatever the hell I think of for her when I burn out completely on teaching because PINKIE IS NEVER GOING AWAY. May also someday host a trip to Equestria should I ever get my ass together to actually properly plan/propose it.



Eliot Spencer

From: Leverage
Portrayed by: Christian Kane
Status: Reluctant teacher. Diner manager.
Relationships: Sleeping with hot people on the mainland. Partners with 1/3rd of an OT3 with employee of "it's complicated" with Friends and partners with Parker (incoming) and Hardison (off island). Flirts with Vic. Creeped out by but vaguely reluctantly friends with Hannibal. Peers at most of the rest of you suspiciously.
What's up now: You know, he came to this crazy ass island because he wanted a space away from his team. So of course -- of course -- Parker had to decide to sign him up to teach with her. At least she maybe got over her whole "I'm going to learn to raise the dead" thing at Parents Weekend.



Roland Chapman

From: Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light by Tanya Huff
Portrayed by: Bret McKenzie
Status: wandering minstrel Street performer.
Relationships: Has an uncle and an actual wandering minstrel best friend off-island. Oh, and his sort-of-angel-not-actual-boyfriend and best-friend-manifestation-of-an-aspect-of-the-triple-goddess best friend who live in the realm of Light. Pretty tight these days with Kenzi on the island. May have befriended a mob of gremlins before the holidays.
What's up now: super needs to get out more About what is ever up with Roland. He still needs to learn to play the harp. He still will probably just stick with his well-known and beloved guitar. Takes requests. Has almost decided he's discovered all the actually good music that's come out in the last 25 years. Mostly knows how to paint pictures with his bardic magic, but can also alter moods and in times of stress break glass and summon supernatural creatures. Doesn't so much see auras as hear them. Still doesn't like cats.



Priestly

From: Ten Inch Hero
Portrayed by: Jensen Ackles with a beard
Status: Alumnus, currently studying nutrition at New Gotham University
Relationships: single. Extremely casually dating a few NPCs around New Gotham and ignoring any UST he has with his best friend in the entire multiverse, Dinah Lance. Also quite tight with Momoko Akatsutsumi, Karla, Jaime Reyes, etc. Is possibly the only character of mine with actual non-pre-packaged friends. I should work on that.
What's up now: Working on the first year of his bachelor's degree in nutrition and generally just getting used to living in New Jersey and its climate instead of California. Moonlights as a drag queen named Sentience Freenik. Is easily freaked out by proof that he and his friends are grown-ups now. You know, like Karla being about to have a kid. That shit is weird. Like, awesome, of course, but weird, you know? Man.



Bella

From: the actual world
Portrayed by: a red panda. Or a hedgehog. Or a hyperactive cat.
Status: OH MY GOD THIS WORK DAY WILL NEVER ENDDDDDDDDDD
Relationships: Thick as thieves with whomever wants to talk to me.
What's up now: I just want to go home and marathon watch Community while drinking a bottle of booze I keep all to myself. Nothing has happened in this office for more than an hour. And they made me come in an hour and a half early. At least the fire alarm stopped going off. Is it spring yet?