Room 306, Friday afternoon

[tigerundercover]

Raven didn't have much by way of clothes, but after two years living in one room, she did have plenty of other stuff that needed packing up. Unlike some other folks who were packing and cleaning out their dorm rooms this week, though, Raven was only going two floors up.

She and Kathy were very soon to be actual for real roommates! She was going to have a roommate who was unlikely to just up and leave quietly in the night in the middle of the semester!

So this packing session was anything but gloomy. She was bopping around the room, playing a new song she'd heard on the radio full blast, and occasionally pausing to rock out or punch her fist in the air.

"I love me! Gonna love myself,
no I don't need anybody else!
Hey! Gonna love myself,
no I don't need anybody else!
Any time day or night!"

She'd apologize if someone came by complaining about the noise. Then probably try to make them dance with her, too.

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[tigerundercover]

"Well, I can't say he'd do any better anywhere else."

[spin_kick_snap]

"Yeah, well, only if he comes into the future," Kathy said with a snort. "I like having rights. It's a whole thing."

Not that she had to preach to Raven, obviously.

[tigerundercover]

"You'll get absolutely no argument from me."

[spin_kick_snap]

"Though we'll have to give him a second- and third-wave feminism update before we let him into the 21st century to stay," Kathy decided. "Otherwise he'll end up running around in leisure suits patting strange women on the butt and getting brought up on charges."

[tigerundercover]

". . . Can we let him do that just once?"

[spin_kick_snap]

"Only here on the island," Kathy said. "I'd say let him try it on Parker, but I don't think he'd survive to having charges pressed."

Kathy tried to think of people on the island he could safely harass without getting injured. Heck, even she would be dangerous to pull that on. She'd have Charles on the ground before she had a chance to consciously think about it.

[tigerundercover]

"Mr. Hardison would never forgive me for setting that up. Or possibly for setting it up without giving him warning first so he could film it."

[spin_kick_snap]

"Well, technically Parents' Weekend isn't until October so you would have time to mention it to him..."

Kathy, stop trying to get Raven's brother tased.

[tigerundercover]

"Maybe you should actually meet him once before you plot his downfall," Raven suggested.

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"I thought you were supposed to help me have fun!" Kathy said, laughing. "What's more fun than plotting someone's downfall?"

[tigerundercover]

"Your plan is solid," Raven said, "save for one fatal flaw. You're picking on the one person I have more loyalty to than you."

[spin_kick_snap]

Kathy sighed, flopping back on...whomever's bed? Kathy forgot who used to live with Raven before. "And thus I achieve only my own downfall by plotting another's. Woe!" Propping her chin up on her hand, she grinned. "Though is it really his downfall? I mean, what would Mr. Hardison do?"

She was conveniently ignoring what Eliot and Parker would do.

[tigerundercover]

Raven opened her mouth to answer, then tilted her head. "You know, it's not like Charles has a computer."

[spin_kick_snap]

"See?" Kathy said, as if this weren't a completely terrible idea all the way around. "No harm no foul!"

[tigerundercover]

"What's Mr. Spencer likely to do?" Raven hadn't really met the guy, but she knew he was pretty built.

Short, though.

[spin_kick_snap]

"Well..." Kathy hedged, "...first of all, did he see it happen? Second of all, how good is Charles at dodging?"

Let it be known, Kathy would never actually let this happen. For many, many reasons.

[tigerundercover]

"I'm not sure he's ever been in a fight," Raven said.

[spin_kick_snap]

"I'm sure Eliot can be convinced to go easy on him," Kathy lied. Badly.

[tigerundercover]

"I think we're going to need a different plan."

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"Principal Winchester?" Kathy suggested before falling over laughing.

Someone really needed to take Lito's class this fall.

[tigerundercover]

It was possible even a major Mexican film star couldn't help her.

"Mmmm," Raven said. "He does like a strong woman. . . ."

[spin_kick_snap]

It was Kathy's own fault for being so sincere.

"What could possibly go wrong?" Kathy asked. "...I mean, other than him getting shot and us expelled."

You know, apart from that!

[tigerundercover]

"You're determined to use me as an excuse not to graduate, aren't you."

[spin_kick_snap]

"If the shoe fits, sweetheart," Kathy said cheerfully, looking around for a box to start piling things into. "I mean, I'd prefer to not get expelled, but it doesn't seem right to get your brother shot and not face some kind of consequence."

[tigerundercover]

"Yeah, but you're the only one talking about getting kicked out."