"-- should really get a better secretary to record the prompts. Oh! It's recording. Hello! Darkholme residence! I'm not really answering, this is a recording, but I'm told that if you wait for it to beep you can record your own greeting and send it to me.
"Should have saved some of the money for the moon."
*beep*
"Should have saved some of the money for the moon."
*beep*
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Date: 2015-04-02 05:40 am (UTC)"Wait, are you sure you're not pregnant? Cause you know, babies can be tricky. Can't trust 'em!"