tigerundercover | Voicemail

"-- should really get a better secretary to record the prompts. Oh! It's recording. Hello! Darkholme residence! I'm not really answering, this is a recording, but I'm told that if you wait for it to beep you can record your own greeting and send it to me.

"Should have saved some of the money for the moon."

*beep*

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spin_kick_snap

At some point during the day (Kathy had no idea what the time difference between Cyseal and Fandom was), Raven's phone would let her know that a message had arrived.

Look at the time stamp! The message said. Slept till afternoon selfie!

From:

tigerundercover

Raven grinned when she received it. SO PROUD! only took you most of vacation. . . . ;)

From:

spin_kick_snap

Might've involved a long fight the day before... she admitted. Don't get electricuted. It's unfortunate.

From:

tigerundercover

I am entirely shocked on both counts. Did sleeping in feel good anyway?

From:

spin_kick_snap

Was that an electrocution pun? Kathy snickered. Oh god tho it does. I'm trying to figure out how I can get away with staying in bed longer. But I don't think this place does room service and I'm hungry.

There was a long pause and then,

Oh Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen...........

From:

tigerundercover

Couldn't resist. When the fifties snuck into Raven's sense of humor, she sometimes got a little Dad-like.

And wow, that was a lot of vowels.

you know I don't do room service either right?

From:

spin_kick_snap

And Kathy loved her for it, she really did. Dad-humor was best humor.

And that just hurts me. I'm so sore! And I was a hero yesterday! You should be proud of me!

With room service.

From:

tigerundercover

Raven sent back an emoji of a turkey.

Not, it should be noted, a cooked turkey.

From:

spin_kick_snap

You are objectively the worst. Kathy was pouting at her phone. Just for that, I'm going to spend the next week waking you up at 6am for mandatory study time.

From:

tigerundercover

mental note: sleep as a large vicious animal next week

From:

spin_kick_snap

Had she ever thought about being a wolverine?

memo to self: get a large poking stick next week. Maybe bring home a spear.

From:

tigerundercover

No one wants to be a ~~bus driver~~ wolverine when they could be a BEAR!

large armored vicious animal. thanks for the tip!

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spin_kick_snap

See if I ever do anything nice for you ever again. It's going to be mean lady Kathy from here on in, just you wait.

Oooh, what a terribly scary threat. Raven was quaking in her bed, most like.

From:

tigerundercover

terrifying. and definitely well deserved for me not being able to send room service to another dimension.

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spin_kick_snap

I'm glad you understand. Hmm. Maybe I can send Anders down for something.I dragged him out of the robo-cave, he owes me.

Right. They had a lot to catch up on, hmm.

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tigerundercover

that sounds like a good idea. it'll give you plenty of time to explain what a robo-cave is and why you had to drag him out of one

From:

spin_kick_snap

Kathy laughed and realized that there was just no way to explain this all over text. So rather than just try to text the whole thing, she rolled over in the bed and gave Raven a call.

Ring ring!

From:

tigerundercover

Raven checked the number and laughed as she answered. "Isn't this breaking some sort of teenager code?"

She'd found a podcast that explained modern teenagers for her.

Sort of.

From:

spin_kick_snap

Why would she need to listen to a podcast when she could just look to her classmates for understanding? Her roommate and bestie was the perfect example of a normal, modern teen!

"I'm pretty sure my thumbs even hurt right now," Kathy groaned. "I was either going to have to call you now or wait until I could explain in person. Too much typing. Rainbow Fighter needs food badly!"

...That was a weird nerd joke, Raven, don't worry about it.

"So...I'm having fun in Cyseal, trading puns with cheesemongers and killing robots. You?"

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tigerundercover

"I'm waiting to hear about the killer robots."

From:

spin_kick_snap

"So, okay, Cyseal is a weird place with, like, bandits, marauding orcs, wandering skeletons, and all sorts of things like that," Kathy explained, because, clearly, Raven needed the long version of the killer robot story. "Goblins, too, apparently. And yesterday, there was this guy looking for people to go into a cave and try to find some of his missing adventurer friends. So, obviously, I had to volunteer."

You saw how that followed, right Raven?

From:

tigerundercover

"Because absolutely nothing about that says 'trap', definitely."

From:

spin_kick_snap

"..."

Shut up, Raven.

"People needed rescuing! Of course I had to go!"

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tigerundercover

"I know," Raven said. "It's adorable and frustrating. So what happened?"

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spin_kick_snap

"Well, I teamed up with Anders and Dante. We fought our way through a cave of skeletons, only to run into this giant robot-thing that spat out electricity. And I still don't know how it was generating the electrical current!"

Which, let's be honest, was really what bugged Kathy the most. Sure, she could just say magic, but where was the intellectual rigor in that?

"Dante was on point, so he got the first blast. Except then he tried to charge it with a bloody sword, so I chased him and took the second charge to the gut..."