Voicemail

[tigerundercover]

"-- should really get a better secretary to record the prompts. Oh! It's recording. Hello! Darkholme residence! I'm not really answering, this is a recording, but I'm told that if you wait for it to beep you can record your own greeting and send it to me.

"Should have saved some of the money for the moon."

*beep*

Comments

[spin_kick_snap]

At some point in the wee hours of the morning, Raven's phone blew up with a slew of text messages.

Fuck this place is creepy. I dont like it. Def not a fan of all the demons.

Vergil tossed me over the top of the tower. 2nd time ive gone over the side. Fuck this tower. Thnx Barry for the grappling gun. U saved my ass.

I'm all alone text to speech means i'm talking to you not 2 myself so i'm not crazy rite raven i'm scared i don't no where Andrew and donut are or even murder moppet and there are fuck you demons you wanna do this let's go

my dads dead right he's dead ewe killed him in LA raven what's going on why is my dad here

fell off the tower again fuck virgin

[tbc...]

[tigerundercover]

stop falling off the tower, Raven advised.

your bio dad is dead. your new dad will be fine.

COME HOME

[spin_kick_snap]

Raven's texts didn't get a response until the next morning.

Well, by "fell" I mean jumped once and pushed off twice.

Bet that made things better.

Eliot ok?

[tigerundercover]

Yes Raven texted back immediately. Probably. We haven't found them yet but lots of people have disappeared and we're making a plan to get them back

[spin_kick_snap]

Thats not the same thing, Raven. Kathy sent back. Be home sometime today. I cant stay here longer that that.

Hadn't wanted to stay here at all, really.

[tigerundercover]

you're being a crazy person so I'm being reassuring

[spin_kick_snap]

Not funny, Kathy sent, scrubbing her face in exhaustion. I FEEL crazy. A lot of crazy shit went down, like Freud and Jung had a baby and called it Limbo City.

A moment passed.

Fuck this city.

[tigerundercover]

Someday, the two of them would find a NORMAL city. And they'd have no idea what to do there.

drinking time when you come home

[spin_kick_snap]

Cleveland. They were gonna move to Cleveland where nothing ever happened and it was gonna be great.

For like twelve minutes.

So much drinking time. And when Im good and toasted, Ill tell you about how the alternate-universe me shot my alternate-universe dad in the face.