Voicemail

[tigerundercover]

"-- should really get a better secretary to record the prompts. Oh! It's recording. Hello! Darkholme residence! I'm not really answering, this is a recording, but I'm told that if you wait for it to beep you can record your own greeting and send it to me.

"Should have saved some of the money for the moon."

*beep*

Comments

[tigerundercover]

stop falling off the tower, Raven advised.

your bio dad is dead. your new dad will be fine.

COME HOME

[spin_kick_snap]

Raven's texts didn't get a response until the next morning.

Well, by "fell" I mean jumped once and pushed off twice.

Bet that made things better.

Eliot ok?

[tigerundercover]

Yes Raven texted back immediately. Probably. We haven't found them yet but lots of people have disappeared and we're making a plan to get them back

[spin_kick_snap]

Thats not the same thing, Raven. Kathy sent back. Be home sometime today. I cant stay here longer that that.

Hadn't wanted to stay here at all, really.

[tigerundercover]

you're being a crazy person so I'm being reassuring

[spin_kick_snap]

Not funny, Kathy sent, scrubbing her face in exhaustion. I FEEL crazy. A lot of crazy shit went down, like Freud and Jung had a baby and called it Limbo City.

A moment passed.

Fuck this city.

[tigerundercover]

Someday, the two of them would find a NORMAL city. And they'd have no idea what to do there.

drinking time when you come home

[spin_kick_snap]

Cleveland. They were gonna move to Cleveland where nothing ever happened and it was gonna be great.

For like twelve minutes.

So much drinking time. And when Im good and toasted, Ill tell you about how the alternate-universe me shot my alternate-universe dad in the face.